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Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all


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Call me an asshole but people who like to be pissed on are pieces of shit. Actually, shit doesn’t even like being pissed on. It just allows it because that’s life when you’re shit.

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Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote:
lux... awesome. that’s a DO.
Lux ryder, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
haha! sometimes i pee on my girlfriend in the shower, on her back when she’s turned around and then she finally figures it out looses her shit. hilarious

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