If something ever happens to our national acid supply, homeroom is really going to suck. Comments/Enlarge |
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This either belongs to a Young Adult author whose work combines ghost stories with military technothrillers or a rich, Mediterranean manchild whose DNA combines four or five Y chromosomes with the gene for being really stupid.Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: couldn’t you have cropped out the girl on the right? the one on the left is the stuff wet dreams are made of but she’s classy too.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: I would punch my grandmother square in the twat for so much as a wink from either of these boner-inducing nymphs
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote: sign me up for HIV.
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote: stop being so Perez Hilton, she’s just fine the way she is
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: they’re gorgeous, and in another DO you were talking about the glory of tan fishnets, which made the girl in question look like she had a skin disease.
brown nylons are okay.
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote: "dealbreaker"? like you dipshits had a chance anyway.
duck duck goose, on May 8, 2009 wrote: can someone retouch the girl on the right while i normal touch the girl on the left?
blickblondhi, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote: The one on the left should never wear open-toed anything. Her boney feet are scaring me. Her knees could cut me. The one on the right should be naked, in my lap, telling me what she’s going to wear this Halloween.
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote: fuck anyone who says this is a don’t.
these girls are fucking hot!
and i’m a STRAIGHT GIRL saying this!
anyone who says they are a don’t is obviously blind, a gay guy, or a jealous girl who doesn’t want to admit how beautiful these girls are because they themselves wish they were as beautiful.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: damn, i dont mind HIV if i can get my dick into these....ohhhhhh
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote: do and do.
i would.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote: id happily take those tights off her if you’d like.
exitement, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: it’s hot in an "i’m just a pretty, mellow girl but i harbor dreams of being a cocktail waitress at the Venetian" way.
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2008 wrote: sorry, but she is a do
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: HIV is an unfortunate sickness that someone does not choose. you equating that with joining the kkk is despicable
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote: While skin would have been way sexier, any man who has a negative reaction that strong is an actual, factual fucking homo. It`s the kind of comment you wouldn`t even expect Perez Hilton to say...
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote: sorry i dont think im gay enough but what the fuck are brown nylons
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote: "Everything was going great, but brown nylons are a bigger dealbreaker than being HIV-positive and joining the KKK."
Spoken like a true fag.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote: no mention of bumps or ha ha or shne shne or whatever cool inuendo for coke you can come up with? shes totally piefaced and would be sitting there faux-picking her nose the whole time you tried to talk to her. - just pick the fucking thing already, get right in there. Dont fucking make wipes and passes at it with the back of your fuicking hand goddamnnint!!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote: I want to kiss her fucking boots.
fatbaby, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote: Dear "But I’d Hit That" Crew,
Shut the goddamn fuck up.
Sincerely,
an actual human brain
JonnyStabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote: ya... i have to agree with most of the comments on this. The writer must have been really reaching. FAIL
Whatsername, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: Maybe it’s chilly out. brown nylons are aiight.
This caption was written by a woman, I’ll bet. SRSLY
These two are too gorgeous to worry about what to wear.
