“Son, I admire how shitty you’ve been acting recently but if you really want to make it in this world you’ve got to get your priorities right and knuckle down if you want to be anywhere near as terribly fucking atrociously awful l as I am when you’re my age.”Comments/Enlarge |
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I have a feeling that if this was the guy who came to fix the office computers we’d never have that problem with the fucking email ever again.Comments/Enlarge |
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We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: I have that exact rainbow belt. The fucking studs kept tearing my pants so I pulled all the studs out and replaced them with a political statement made of dental floss.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote: double-jointed torso!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: shes so hot.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote: Totally, who ever picked this doesn’t have a clue. The girl in this picture is a total babe.
your mom, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote: I love bendy girls like this. Are you kidding! She’s so cute and flexible you could fold her up and put her in your pocket. Not to mention the contorted sex you and her will have, you could eat and make out with her at the same time!
Anonymous, on Apr 29, 2009 wrote: She might be a good lay.
Anonymous, on Apr 10, 2009 wrote: v. elegant, i wouldn’t hide a torso like that in men’s clothing
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: Maybe she has that same weird disorder that the dude from Deerhunter has....shes a lot hotter than him though.
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote: You won’t be complaining about her weird torso when you are both have a double-sided dildo up your asses and she is sucking you off all at the same time.
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: Soda Pop77- That was so bang-on. Hilarious.
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote: gives me a half bone.
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote: her torso could be shaped like a rotting gourd and it still wouldnt be as bad as the chain wallet and rainbow studded belt she is wearing.
Soda-POP77, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote: She’s looks like someone I know.
Come to think of it I think everyone meets her at least once. Her name is Amy or Katie.
She has a really big nose and dates 30 year old’s. If this doesn’t sound like the one you know; don’t fret their are variations.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote: she looks like an ex, hot
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: This is like an Ingres painting; an Ingres painting of Subcomandante Marcos’ non-homophobic internet girlfried who hasn’t actually given it up to anyone.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2008 wrote: the weird torso kinda turns me on.
