If I’d spent $10 billion on a jacket and $6 squillion on my face I’d expect to not look like Kaa from The Jungle Book in a tranny wig.Comments/Enlarge |
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Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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You could describe this one-man dancefloor to a blind guy and when you got to the part where you had to explain the stupid ethnic skull hat, dude would fly into a rage and start flailing his blind fists around hoping to at least get one punch in.
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote: greatest caption ever. Congrats Vice.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: lol camo cargo
Anonymous, on Apr 29, 2009 wrote: also he wears cheap monday just because of skull.
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote: i think he’s trying to do the robot...not well...
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote: A lot of cocks study graphic design at uni now because they’re too thick for other subjects yet have no design sense at all. You also get people that have just heard you’ve got to ’mash it up’ to create great outfit with similar results.
JudoChop, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote: His outfit screams 1991 mustang but I bet he drives a 1989 Topaz with rims.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote: This guy is tripping so hard that he thinks he’s getting his nails done by Pol Pot.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote: haha now THAT made me laugh. first time in aaages.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: hahahah...he look like the guy from maroon 5
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: I wouldn’t know how to approach a person dressed like this. Would I be over polite like when talking to people with massive spastics or would I feel like Braveheart bashing his head in with a shovel, knowing in my heart I was making the world a better place...?
kelr
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote: I bet this jerk listens to Lincoln Park
Whatsername, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: They are looking at someone else. Not him.
He’s just dancing with a goofy hat he got in A Mexican neighborhood. It’s not punk, but more...it’s.... ethno-crappy.
