I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them.Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s hard to call out your friends on their bullshit without it seeming like a joke, but if one of them is turning into a serious, self-important asshole it's vital to figure out a way to slip him the news.Comments/Enlarge |
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There are certain Eurotrash accessories that just can’t get across the Atlantic Ocean. Those Tae Kwon Do zip-up jackets made it over and so did skintight sneakers that look like you painted laces and stripes on your socks, but thanks to some strong support from the Minutemen, the “get my Ashkenazi Jewfro out of my face” elastic hairbands have barely made it past Portugal.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote: haha, I love how vice uses the word "Eurotrash" in 2006 like it actually means something, and in 2009 some idiots pick it up like it actually means something.
anyway, those hairbands are gruesome, that hasnt changed either.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: Notice the fleece adjustable scarf as well? I live in spain and see those everyday. Ugly unfashionable spanish cunts
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote: The dishwasher at the restaurant I work at has that headband.
It’s not a Jew-fro, though. It’s a Samoan-fro.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: One of the few things that makes it harder to suppress a smile than Eurotrash is Eurotrash with a hangover. Wait, is there any other kind?
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: NOT TRUE!
Come to Miami and every bi-sexual idiot with long hair wears one, even when they aren’t playing soccer with their lovers.
Ugh.
