Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope.Comments/Enlarge |
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Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!"Comments/Enlarge |
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gremlin5, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: Prince and the Convolution.
themadhatter, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote: you think this guy has ridden a motorcycle a single time in his miserable life? methinks not.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote: L.A should stay in L.A, period.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: Judas who WRITES THESE?!?!? I laughed so fucking hard... I haven’t laughed that hard in YEARS. It felt like sixth grade when someone farted and the fat kid laughed so hard milk came out of his nose.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: if he told me he was one-eighth smurf i might believe him.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: alright, that’s it, vice do’s and don’t have no actual valid opinion. spin the random "wheel of what the fuckevers"
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: captain jack at a gay bar maybe.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: Dude, he looks like a Captain Jack ripoff
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: they would have to all be the greatest story ever told to make it worth it. and let’s get real a moment. his stories are all about himself. isn’t that obvious?
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: i’d hang out with this guy anytime... u can tell he’s entertaining n tells wildly funny stories
Anonymous, on Apr 11, 2009 wrote: This guys hot as hell!
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote: Fuck you for taking "Thailand Fonzarelli" off the List Of Potential Band Names.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: star tattoo on the elbow
DON’T, DON’T, DON’T
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote: If you’re male, in hollywood on a tuesday night, trying to go to Dim Mak @ cinespace, and are or might be better looking than this little 5’1" dick of a door man, he’ll make you wait in line forever, while fat guys that listen to Korn walk right in.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote: shemow, it’s johnny depp, how could u not recognize him?
Anonymous, on Dec 19, 2008 wrote: Kinda faggy for my taste, but you’re right.. kinda lovable.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: he’s just smexy, then do, but the clothes are wiggity
JudoChop, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote: I hate those gloves. If only he still had his sun glasses on. LOL @ 21 Jumpstreet.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote: I want in its pants.
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote: if he didn’t look like Depp, then Don’t
