Thank God there's somebody out there who's fighting the racist and stereotypical view that the only people who cannibalise children these days are warlords from Liberia.Comments/Enlarge |
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“Its actually awesome that Aunt Ruth kicked me out of the house ‘cause now I get to wear whatever I want, whenever I want.”Comments/Enlarge |
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Girls like to pretend they aren’t going to have kids, but when they see moms like this glide down the street in Chanel boots talking to some rich fag they secretly think, “One day.”
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote: Then the 99% of mothers that can’t afford Chanel boots get really depressed.
Kirby Puckett, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote: Well lookie there. She doesn’t give a shit and I wouldn’t either as long as we could have sex twice a week and she wouldn’t complain about my strange habits.
ghostfingers, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote: it’s like she’s wearing camo for my aunt’s wallpaper.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote: My dead gramma called: wants her sofa upholstery back!
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: Look at that little boy, if that is his mom he hates her. Im calling her a nanny.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: they look like those wonderful courreges from the sixties.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: NANNY!
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote: that’s my dream wife.
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote: Probably the cool aunt, not the mom.
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: milf
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2008 wrote: That coat may be slightly hideous, but you know she paid more for that outfit than you pay to live in your shit-hole apartment for an entire year. What the fuck does she care if you think her coat is ugly? She practically owns you.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: damn look how ergonomically comfortable the stroller handles are.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: I think my mom has a couch upholstered with that exact fabric...
Truckbucket, on Jul 6, 2008 wrote: I haven’t thought about The Sound of Music in forever.
