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If God made you into every 14-year-old boy’s fantasy tell him to fuck off by going demure prep school and adding a dash of Sandra Dee.

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Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
boring. why is she up here on vice?
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
shes an attractive girl, its just the leggings and the yellow flats that are ruining the outfit, it would look much better with cowboy boots in the same shade as her belt (i cant believe im about to submit this lame comment)
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
i like skinny chicks but there sure isn’t anything wrong with this either. mix that shit up. sometimes you want vanilla and other times you want rocky road.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
am i the only guy that still likes skinny chicks?
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
you’ve found the holy grail when you get a hold of a thin girl with nice knockers that are inhumanly possible for her body.
invisible buttons, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
i wish i had this girl’s boobs. and that dress.
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote:
between the last week of september, up to when ever new england decides it’s summer, i’d rather curl up with a curvy/chubby girl like this all day than anything else
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote:
between the last week of september, up to when ever new england decides it’s summer, i’d rather curl up with a curvy/chubby girl like this all day than anything else
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
all this "REAL women" talk is bullshit.
yes, i’m a Dcup and "curvy" (we all know it means fat, you can say what you mean), but that’s not what makes me a real woman. you know what is? it’s because i have two X chromosomes.
guess how many chrpmosomes thin girls have.
that’s right, two. the exact same fucking number.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
Fuck this "real woman" bull. Just because I’m thin with a big rack doesn’t make me any less of a woman because I don’t have "curves"--we all know that means fat.
The point of this "do" is that this girl is hot, in most people’s opinion, and has a good sense of style, not that she’s ’curvy’ and therefore a ’real woman’.
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
Please...who cares that Guadalupe’s tits are big enough to convince us that she’s lactating for her third litter.

Great outfit. Ugly face w/extra layer of fat insulation. Big deal--there are far hotter exotic women in NY.
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2009 wrote:
why do i want to fuck her?
oh wait...i really really dont
sovietspam, on Nov 9, 2008 wrote:
my bad. I must be fake cause I’m not naturally fat.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
Super cute, awesome shape.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
if she was skinnier this would be hottt

but since shes "curvy" and thats more correct, then i say your tits are too big. got help those straps
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
awesome boobage
laura vitelli, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote:
i would totally do her if i was a lesbian.
heck, i’d do her anyway!
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote:
sorry but REAL women have curves... yessss, is just nature
jonnystabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
too bad Anonymous, ’cause the word is out... big girls is where it’s at. Besides, you can’t get one of you tedious skinny broads into bed without at least half a dozen gaggers.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
She’s pretty but can people stop with this "REAL" woman bullshit? Every time a curvy woman is seen people start saying "now that’s a REAL woman" "REAL women have curves..." Like any woman without a D cup is one step closer to being a man. As a naturally skinny girl I find it really insulting.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
amazing - if i came home to that everyday i’d be the happiest fucker alive.

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