What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.Comments/Enlarge |
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Hoping you never bump into her again for the rest of your life isn’t a great feeling, but the six hours of completely insane contortionist fucking at her weird apartment with three cats is going to be pretty unforgettable.Comments/Enlarge |
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Um! Are you familiar with the word “gulp?” This thing isn’t even an ass. It’s the fucking clarinetist from the Star Wars bar. Jesus, as far as outfits go this girl could wear a garbage bag full of AIDS and we’d still think about her every night.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: Trim those nails!
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote: BACK FOR DAYS!!!!!!11
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote: She’s clearly a fucking prostitute - look at her fucking nails. She probably has 5 kinds of stds plastered underneath all of that acrylic.
blickblondhi, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote: my my my. . . .mymymymy
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote: lordy, didn’t know theere was steroids for pears.
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote: When I see an ass like that, I just think of poop.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote: THERE IS AN ALAH
Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote: whoever doesnt believe this is real ass is either very white or retarded
asses like that exist,relaaaax.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote: what ever falls out of those pants is good by me.. unless it has a mushroom head
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote: what the hell is that?
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote: fingernails
end of story
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote: I’d love to see her face.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote: It’s not a bar, it’s a cantina.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote: A bumbum for the ages and thats for sure. You could feed hipster kind for a month with that thing.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: The ass is truly extraordinary. I want to collect a sample of her DNA, or just go ahead and give her one of my own. And no one will probabably ever notice, but she has found a way to make herself look hot using a corset, which should be easy but has been ruined by a bunch of dumb American girls.
Beef, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: "All i can think of when i see this is the cataclysmic waterfall drop of cottage-cheek that must happen when she releases the saftey valve on those pants."
And all I can think about is how awesome that would be.
thebombshell, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote: Anyone notice the creature claws on that broad. Yikes
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: thats a fake ass! implants! but i’d hit
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: i like big butts and. . . . .
