They’re fighting for a world where annoying first year at college know-it-alls can wear popsicle boxes as hats without me wanting to beat them to death even though they’re a girl.Comments/Enlarge |
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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.Comments/Enlarge |
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Over 60 percent of what we say is communicated via body language. This gesture is saying, “I big-upped Vice on Proj Run so I could dress like a sex-addict IP guy and THEY still make me a DO.”
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: No one wears the hiking boots with red laces anymore and that is a tragedy.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: oh looky looky!! some Tool-fan from 1992 and goatie cramming his big fat ass in some girl pants. Nothing ruins girls pants like short fat men who only look half decent in baggy pants, and stp concert hoodies.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote: I went to Dennys with him and he tried to grab my friends cock.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote: I totally think that’s Benny’s in the West Village. Isn’t that where like underage NYU kids and queer pier kids go to get loaded?
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote: i’d like to believe all the stains on the bus upholstery are foie gras. sadly, i know better.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote: for real? he was a dick at your friend’s party? I used to see him around everywhere and he was always really nice to me. probably just because I keep foie gras in my back pocket, though. same as everyone.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote: <3
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2008 wrote: I have those boots.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote: i love this bitch. obviously myspace friends forever
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Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: jay mccarrol + chris march: nasty fatty gay hair-sex couple of 2009!
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Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote: you know a fart is spectacular when you have to shield your dick from danger.
