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Everything’s so skin-colored it looks like his pea coat is giving birth to a fag.
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If you’re worried your friend is getting laid more than you, one way of dealing with it is to turn yourself into a slightly shittier version of him and do everything he does. That way when girls look at the two of you, they’ll go “Hmm, he seems cool,” then turn to you and be like, “Wait a minute, I thought he was cool. What’s going on here?” Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Deep in Koreatown there’s all these FOBs that are totally over what’s cool in America and are off on their own weird shit, wearing elaborate Indian women’s shoes and Thai boy-band shirts. Fuck. This feels like when your ex-girlfriend moves on right away and starts dating someone famous.

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CashGrassorAss, on Jan 31, 2010 wrote:
His version of fashion statement
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
calculators my ass, those are the remotes for a karaoke machine.
hop.off.my.pipe., on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
their obviously having a study session. check out the 3 calculators (thats probably a text book the kid on the right is holding).
Fuck, when i get with my study group nobody even brings 1 calculator
Anonymous, on May 9, 2009 wrote:
"please let ur eel visit my cave!"

ohhhh nooo...
this picture just makes me uncomfortable. it’s mostly the shoes. partially the rope/chain thing?
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2009 wrote:
sex me now...ive got yellow fever please let ur eel visit my cave!
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
....although the kid is looking alright though.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
fa hahah the shoes. im sorry. but that does not work. if anyone says otherwise, you have no sense for fashion. period.
jonnystabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
Korean mullet = crazy hot

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