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DOS & DON'TS

OK, just so we're clear, you used a bike wheel to make a sidecar for your bike so you can carry a tiny, folded-up bike with you when you bike. Is this what happens when Germans take acid or just the world's most elaborate variation of "my girlfriend lives in Canada"? Comments/Enlarge | See all


I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Picking up a girl who wears tons of make-up is a bummer because after spending all night getting her to come over, you wake up with fucked-up pillows and somebody you’ve never seen before.

Comments

johnny myers, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
home girl looks like the bride of chucky
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
whoa whao whoa...aren’t these the ’Vice’ type of girls ? I’m confused.
The Host, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
There was potential but they ruined it. Looks like Anna Nicole Smith’s decorator got ahold of their faces.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
jennifer tilly and karen o body doubles ona night off
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
these girls look like about 100 chicks i saw in SF friday evening... all dressed so wrong it was jarring.really i hate to be so critical but i wanted to stop and give them advice or something... guys are lucky...its alot harder to go so completely wrong as women do...i want to pass a law in SF where women that are more than 20 pounds overweight can’t wear fishnets or shiney stockings... opaque tights if they insist on wearing short dresses...but i know why this is... go into buffalo exchange or somewhere... tons of college girls telling each other some really stupid outfit looks great. if u have no style, don’t try to be outrageous, just kick it down a notch... whew... ok, got that off my chest, sorry everyone
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
umm. scenesters
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
From the thumbnail it looked like a hot chick and her dorky boyfriend. Upon further inspection it’s a secret-fatty average chick and that adult toddler character from Mad TV.
Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote:
T.C.O on the right. isn’t that the guy that dresses up as peter pan?
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote:
God, they’re both a bit repulsive.
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2009 wrote:
both outfits are so hideous!
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote:
girl on the left is crazy hot
GJG, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
Hell I think that they are both DO’s...but the left more than the right.
psychotherapy, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
dude, "aggressively self assured" is THE WAY to get laid.
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote:
what a couple of tools. i bet her pin says something ’witty’.
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
Noel Fielding?
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote:
kare-o and courtney love wannabes
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
DooDoo
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
Good caption.

Barry Z
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
i’d do both of them
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote:
I love the way that the writer of the dos and don’ts likes to suggest he is such a penis snatch trap that he just needs to get the girl to walk over to him and *bang kersplat* he wakes up beside her in the morning. American men think they’re so good at talking women into bed but they’re just aggressively self assured.
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2008 wrote:
boner jams 2008
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
if the one on the right is your "ideal woman" you have teh ghey.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
Maybe she’s doing it to repel you. I know that’s why I dress the way I do.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
Probably the cleverest Vice caption ever.
The blonde goes alright but.
:|
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
I’d like to get the girl on the left out of all that crap and into a tee shirt and jeans, then reassess the situation.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
alex there is something wrong with you.
jonnystabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
It always amazes me that blush was used to heavily in the past... when girls use it now it seems to turn them into circus clowns
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2008 wrote:
with all that make-up they still look like NARS trash bin, because they are WAAY too hip to buy MAC. non-conformity, fierce hair, i just pierced my lip can you telllllll

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