“Its actually awesome that Aunt Ruth kicked me out of the house ‘cause now I get to wear whatever I want, whenever I want.”Comments/Enlarge |
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I vote that we replace room full of blondes with these two for "every teenage boy's fantasy." It's more realistic and it acknowledges just how many of us were jerking off to Tank Girl and Love and Rockets.
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This is like a male version of that “Just Kidding” grandma-wear chick. He’s a nerd so he can talk about Iran’s nuclear program in intimate detail but he’s got a silk Chanel jacket so you know that if you guys end up in a hotel room full of 10s he’s not going to lose his shit and have a boner attack.
His nose, glasses, eyebrows & forehead are a prosthesis.
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote: he looks like a groucho fan
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote: hm. imagining that he’s russian is the only thing keeping me from blerggghhhing
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: Is he checking out some girls booty or the latest Macintosh colour?
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: jacket yes. jeans glasses hair and life... NO.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: Eugene is the best
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote: great job vice for smoking out all the idiot females! there really is no accounting for taste and shit if a bunch of dumbasses actually think this puke is hot! or they were joking.. oh yeah that was sarcasm HAA HAA i was really nervous for a second there! wait did they mean it?!
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote: EUGENE!! This mother fucker is the best!
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: He’s either the coolest gay dude I’ve ever met or the most brilliant under-the-radar straight guy, and I’m not excluding the possibility that both are true.
