A preppy wearing short shorts and boat shoes is like a needle of goodness in a haystack of awful grunge turds wearing cargo shorts with eight-hole Doc Martens with daisies painted on the toe. Comments/Enlarge |
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They’re fighting for a world where annoying first year at college know-it-alls can wear popsicle boxes as hats without me wanting to beat them to death even though they’re a girl.Comments/Enlarge |
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He may be just kidding but, outside of nude women, what would you rather be looking at, a joke or someone trying their head off with fucking gel in their hair and all kinds of cool screen prints on a blazer and $350 jeans and some space-age shoes that hug his feet and have a weird zipper thing along the side?
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote: cobrasnake x Alan Cumming
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote: i’m so fucking tired of this silver lake bullshit. don’t mind if i don’t.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote: is that a big Alan Cumming?
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: my hypothesis: he got injured at a dan deacon concert and was like "oh shit, you know what, i have an extra armband in my pocket." bam! instant tournequette.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: This guy is brilliant, if you dont get that - Stop reading Vice.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: the next time i go to a show and the doorman checks my id i’m going to hold out my leg.
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote: Oh my god if this is what Isrealis look like I am even more scared of them than I thought.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote: um. this photo was taken in israel. this guy is israeli (pay attention to the hebrew on the wall to his left). this is what they wear there. seriously. remember this guy, the next time you feel like demonizing or see someone else demonizing israel or its citizens. it’s a wonderful country full of characters such as this.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote: Now those are the real deal MANLY MAN LEGS.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote: now vice,
just because he gave you a blow job and wasn’t offended when you didn’t want to watch doesn’t mean you can go ahead and make him a do, some things just can’t be done.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2008 wrote: High five bro!
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote: Looks like the poster boy for the "Walk For Aids" campaign.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote: wtf... DON’T
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote: I know that look he’s talking about, but it’s not exactly one or the other, there are millions of styles in between.
And for the record I’d rather look at neither.
