Something about the combination of muscular skinhead thug and delicately flavored rabbit tagliatelle in a beautiful back garden in Rome is making me ask myself that age-old question again: Am I a fag?Comments/Enlarge |
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How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.Comments/Enlarge |
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There are some girls that are so perfect everything they do is in slow motion and when they ask you for a cigarette it’s like an angel farting in your ear.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote: "Like an angel farting in your ear" is an excellent turn of phrase. I’m going to have to work that into conversation sometime soon.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: I would glue her eyelids shut with my seed!
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: RE: smells like an ashtray
I’ll take that bet and double or nothing says sweaty vanilla
xnoelle25, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote: cool hair, but the outfit is disgust.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: I’ll have what she’s having.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: SHES wearing a fucking plastic jacket for the love of christ - can u say Longueuil??
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote: that outfit is just not doin it for me sorry
