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What is this, the Lockhorns? Even if, taking the high road here, your husband's defective penis isn't at least partially the result of your own middleaged bloatification, parading it through the airport can't be helping. Comments/Enlarge | See all


A preppy wearing short shorts and boat shoes is like a needle of goodness in a haystack of awful grunge turds wearing cargo shorts with eight-hole Doc Martens with daisies painted on the toe.
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No matter how fucked-up you get, Chucks will always anchor the mayhem and make it look like you have your shit together. You could put a pair on Iraq right now and the whole world would be all, “Get ’er done, America!”

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Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
It probably went unnoticed because this guy looks nothing like the Cobrasnake.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
Looks like that guy The Cobra Snake.



How could this have gone unnoticed?! This is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard. Thank you Latin America for never ceasing to amaze me with your utter cluelessness


youre a dick!
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
white chucks are the best. and he’s not serious you idiot. wait, who cares. he looks adorable from this angle. kinda like fabrizio moretti
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
Subject: Ya
Date: Apr 03 2007 05:38:38 PM
Author: Isabel from Ecuador

Looks like that guy The Cobra Snake.



How could this have gone unnoticed?! This is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard. Thank you Latin America for never ceasing to amaze me with your utter cluelessness

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