The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge |
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Something about the combination of muscular skinhead thug and delicately flavored rabbit tagliatelle in a beautiful back garden in Rome is making me ask myself that age-old question again: Am I a fag?Comments/Enlarge |
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All those evangelicals who think you can deprogram gays are fucking idiots, and to prove it I am going to try to “deprogram” my heterosexuality by giving this guy hand jobs for the rest of his life (watch, it won’t work).
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote: handjobs aren’t going to change anyone’s opinion because handjobs suck. when’s the last time treaties were signed over a handjob? i don’t know of any.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: look at all the fags in the backround. he’s not Gay?
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: i can’t stand how people are saying he’s not in "gay shape". are you fucking kidding me? there is no "gay shape" - gays come in ALL shapes and sizes, just like straight people do.
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote: mama doesn’t look too happy about that
Anonymous, on Nov 27, 2008 wrote: Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008
clearly missed the joke. you’re a gronk
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: ok i would do him to infinity... theres something fishy (hot) going on here
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: this picture looks like it’s in colombia
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: he’s in straight shape not gay shape. but i can’t really tell what he is to be honest.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote: his nips are escaping!
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote: dear anonymous Jun 15th - thats about the gayest thing I’ve read in Vice ever. The only time a straight guy thinks another guy is hot is when you get tricked into it like Don Johnson’s sexy smooth legs in Miami Vice when he’s wearing speedos and the camera does a pan up before you know he’s a dude. I SWEAR I"M NOT GAY!!! SEREAL DUDE!!!
A balls in your mouth, tho? I’m sorry but that is the gayest thing ever - its testicles in your mouth, dude. Its not even like you are raping a dude in prison, you are sucking on balls. Like you are a kitten swatting at fuzzy string, but its your mouth and the string is nasty and sits in a trouser house full of sweat
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2008 wrote: I was thinking about this guy yesterday. It’s cool how vice used to post pictures of hot dudes who make one question the sanity of remaining straight, yet do it in a way so non threatening that even sweaty basketball players would nod and agree that this guys balls probably taste like salted honey and coconut tanning oil.
