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We love Canada and everything but Calgary girls are not exactly the kind of thing David Lee Roth is going to write a song about. They’re just a little too “Brosephine.”
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: She looks fuckin cool to me. Better than all the ’i’m too cool for the rest of canada/if i had a visa, i’d move to New York’ toronto bitches that I’m currently mired in
Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote: Definitive capture of AB girl. Brosephine, yep, but that just means shes down for drinking/toking/staying up all night and doing it over and over, just like most bros.
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: YO! check out Mike in the Back.
Yo MIKE, holla at us man. Fuck Calgary, right? who gives a shit. Wattup Mike.
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote: DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODOODODODODODODDO.
I’m fucking serious about this shit.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: this girl is so a do, are you crazy?
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote: ok im seriously never considering this again, i did it once, at schoolies, never again :|
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote: WHY IS THIS A DONT
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote: this is a total do.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote: smoking out of a can- terrible idea, always, no exceptions
Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote: if it’s Calgary it should be out of a Pilsner can. i miss that shit.
Feeble Screams From a Suburb U, on Jan 8, 2009 wrote: If you’re that desperate to smoke weed, why oh why would you not find something less grimy than a crushed PBR can?
Anonymous, on Dec 20, 2008 wrote: FUCK YOU VICE. Calgary girls are the shit! go back to ur fucking bubble and die.
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote: last time i smoked out of a can was like 4 years ago.. when i LEARNED IT IS SO VERY BAD FOR YOU
duh that in it’s self SHOULD MAKE THIS A DON’T
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: i’d like to be sitting across the table from her. you could look up her skirt while waiting for your hit.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote: Calgary girls are my bread and butter. I love ’em to death.
I now live in Montreal, where the beautiful girls abound, but I still yearn for a day with one of my ballin’ ass Calgary girls.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote: Whatever Vice. I like my ladies kind of Brosephine/Tom Boyish.
On the matter of smoking out of a Peeber you’ll never know how handy this becomes if you live in a rural area. Wrangell, Alaska is an example of a place where smoking out of a can is totally fine. Anywhere else not butt-fuck rural is totally unacceptable to be smoking out of a can of any sorts.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote: Waste of dope. Look at the stuff she’s got-all crap.
PONZ, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: Hey, I invented the name "BRosephine"!!
Gimme some credit you corporate bastards! I’ve been co-opted!
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote: the only thing calgary has going for it is it’s chinooks
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote: yummy .... nothing like an aluminum rip for the brain. Go buy some papers or a pipe damn canadian!!!
