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Driving in a mask is way awesomer than just wearing one on the street because people only see you for a split second and they’re not sure if they saw you or not and that makes them crap their pants way more than when they can focus on the thing.

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Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2010 wrote: all zombie shit is shit, so donts

Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2010 wrote: If you’ve never been blown through a halloween mask... you’ve never lived, kid.

	lukehavergal, on Jan 13, 2010 wrote: hopefully we’ll all be masked by 2011 noirfair.wordpress.com

Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2009 wrote: I HOPE YOU DON’T MAKE IT TO 40. WHO GIVES A FUCK IF PEOPLE SAY DUMB SHIT! SHUT UP!

	pizzaface, on May 16, 2009 wrote: its not a mask.

	Paper\|Vampire, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote: Douchebag IS a real word though.

Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: "Way awesomer" man I really hope people don’t talk like this when I’m 40.

	psychotherapy, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote: that is so true.

Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote: hahahah at the comment below

Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote: What’s less awesomer is the fact that you guys don’t know that awesomer isn’t even a word.

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