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A lot of nerds are into Asian girls because they’re less demanding, but Jesus Christ ladies, can we at least pretend you two weren’t brought together by laziness?

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Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote:
you know, i am trying to be a good person and then they come along and FORCE me to be a caustic, mocking asshole. thanks a lot you jackasses.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
cutest couple I have ever seen. you can tell they both kick ass and are happy together. if you call that a "don’t," enjoy giving a shit about fashion (the least relevant and possibly stupidest thing you can care about in this life) for your entire existence. seriously, if you care about what you are other people wear in the slightest, you have failed at life. enjoy dying.
pizzaface, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
i may have just died a little inside..
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote:
"maybe she has a very good personality"

lol.
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
the keychain he has is for keeping pills in. wat.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote:
What’s that jammy rag doing up her nose?!?!! AAK!!
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2008 wrote:
i happen to know that this particular asian chick is very demanding.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
sweet tie
crossedwire, on Sep 15, 2008 wrote:
they look like they smell like the haven’t changed their kitty litter in a month and they are trying to cover it up with some patchouli incense sticks.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote:
weeed be beautiful hurraaah

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