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Are they trying to sex up the Auschwitz museum tours? Or did a guy in his 40s who owns a flagging lingerie store in Berlin dream up this harrowing display of human frailty? Either way it's making me horny. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Wouldn’t it be cool if you really were magic, but instead of using it to win the lottery or control the universe you just worked at a magic-themed restaurant and did any trick that popped into your head?

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Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
Do, yes

but I still wouldn’t trust him (Do only for visual entertainment purposes on a Sunday stroll... He in’t no Catweazle)
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
these weird pix with witty comments r so much more what does n don’t are about than pix of any dogfaced chick that happens to be showing skin
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
cape + facial hair = HOT
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
Am I the only one who saw this and thought "Holy Mountain"?

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