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So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Her online name is deviant666, but when you boil it all down it’s essentially a shitty blow job followed by lying there like a log while Current 93 blares out of tiny iPod speakers. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Sloppy drunk chicks are a bummer when they’re poor but when they’re rich it gives off an FTW thing that kind of unites us all.

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Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote:
i like hot, rich, normal girls. is that wrong?
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
If all the “hot” normal girls knew how little we want to fuck them, they would shit a brick of coke.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
just look at those legs
Anonymous, on Apr 26, 2009 wrote:
Nice tumor, paris.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
hairy shoulder
solareyes, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
Shit yeah when I saw the ’veiny boob’ comment I had another look and yeah that does kinda look like it...
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
Legs like that, could have the face of Lionel Blair, I’d still ’it it.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
just to clarify its not a veiny boob its arm hair
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:

why do we assume she is rich? because she wears costume jewelry and is white? the authors comment just makes it clear that he is biased in a typical way.
i prefer sober chicks anyways, they remember more and are more polite

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