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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all








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These guys in their gigantic-tea cozy hats over giganticer headphones listening to the Magnetic Fields and reading the City Pages exude a kind of “I’m me and that’s that” matter-of-factness that just makes you want to walk by them and whisper, “I know, that’s why I hate you.”

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Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
hehe, later cyrus
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote:
he’s totally listening to moby. duhhh
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2008 wrote:
That’s funny. Apparently, the guy in the picture wrote a post explaining himself. Instead of writing all that, he should have written "You’re right. I’m sorry."

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