Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke.Comments/Enlarge |
See all
I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them.Comments/Enlarge |
See all
gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: chances of him using that umbrella for anything other than a piece of flair? zero.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: no. he looks like a CUNT
DAG, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: That whole Nick Cave steampunk dandy interior designer look is so 2007.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: SHOES ARE FROM ALDO.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: eek! if you took the clothes, sans shoes, and put them on someone without the hair it would be quite nice. as is, no way jose.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: i was worried some faggy guy would have commented saying ’phew’ and that this should be a do.
suck my dick, blatant don’t.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: Phew..I was afraid this might be marked as a ’Don’t’ when it is so obviously a ’Do’. My faith in humanity and Vice are restored.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: TIMELORD.
malathion, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: he comes correct except for whatever the fuck that is on his head . he’s supposed to look like a dick , that’s his point , but that thing on his head betrays him , it doth protest too loudly .
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: that pissed-off look he’s wearing? he knows he’s a douchebag
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: I’d do him.
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote: He’s just Daniel Kessler’s little brother, and he’s kind of bummed that he can’t get laid anymore, when he tells a girl that.
I still like it.
-Ana Droid
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote: I wish I had that hair.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: he looks pretty cool to me
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2009 wrote: exactly the type of boy I want to date but can never find
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote: there is brown on the end of that umbrella
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: why is everyone who comments on the do’s and don’ts so fucking pretentious
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2008 wrote: Hey, I’m 17, I got the WKRP in Cincinnati reference.
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2008 wrote: 2nd-ed, gay brits are indeed hot.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: i’m surprised vice isn’t hating on the fact that he has a hair style and not a hair cut
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote: He had it all in the ’do’ but then he wore christmas socks.
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote: he could be the 5th member of Interpol.
taro, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote: "Looks like a gay brit"
i.e., hot.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote: presumably the reincarnation of one of oscar wilde’s lovers who is now one of rufus wainwright’s lovers.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: he’s sad because he just got 3 strikes in the Cash Cab.
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote: Even with the crazy hair he deserves my full feminine attention. My womany bits thank him for his participation in preening.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote: why so god damn anorexic! his face can eat me out, his body can be used as a q-tippp
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote: yes i’m a hater.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote: hooooooooot.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: not so sure about the shoes, but yeah if that was an old-fashioned lighter/pocket-watch then the look is complete.
