Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass.Comments/Enlarge |
See all
Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!"Comments/Enlarge |
See all
The fun thing about having a twin sister who is also a 10 is you can see how a totally different outfit would have worked on the same night. Then you can say, “Wow, even if I dressed like I was going to a sleepover at a mouse’s house I’d look great.”
gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: this is one of those times i wish my dick split in two like a divining rod so i could find their underground springs at the same time.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: Ufffffff.... that girl on the right is so fine. Such a waste she will only ever get fucked by someone in a band with herpes or a douche male model who pretends he’s all about ’the world, man’
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote: no but i think they have twatter
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote: do they have a twitter?
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote: I would try to marry them both.
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote: i think my penis just injured itself.
BIG LEGS, on May 18, 2009 wrote: Defo a 10 but I get the feeling that she would be shit in bed, She would be like dont do that, not so hard. I would be hitting that shit hard like trying to breaking threw granite with a lump hammer. bam
pizzaface, on May 16, 2009 wrote: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING ON HER FEET?
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: ohh shit, time to get out the ol super charmz yo, make sure my wingman backs me up makin me look good, or makin me look bad and him look good, then set the tone by jumpin up and collapsing the coffee table doin the splitz
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: Olsen twins if they were european
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: There are these twins round where i live. There def over 8 id say and its funny watching people react to them for the first time. Fist your like wow 2 8’s thats a fucking 16 together. Then 3some if i can get in. The next 30mins is you busting a nut to impress these two. but then you realise they have this insanely strong relationship together. Its basicly like having to deal with your girl and her best mate/mum constantly all the time. Its not even like they get pissed off with each other, it just goes on and on and on.
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote: I’m a bi girl and just completly cracked a moistie over these two. I want to see her nipple!
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote: daaaaaammmn
is the girl on the right levitating???
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote: PERFECTION
Anonymous, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: how old, ten nd mommy amd daddy buy there clothes, shit
KillFuck, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: are you fucking kidding? theyre outfits fucking suck. and theyre not even that hot, and definitely not as hot as they think they are.
i agree with the comment below.
10’s, vice? you think theyre 10’s? maybe on a scale of 2-11.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote: There’s nothing less attractive than a girl who thinks she’s hot shit.
boring.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote: i’m a straight girl and i would still do these two.
