You could give a frog a Chelsea cut and I’d kiss it, but put one on her and I’m already saving up to pay for our children’s private education.Comments/Enlarge |
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Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2010 wrote: Woah there Sherlock Holmes. Mad deductionals. Silver Bullet! Do.
lukehavergal, on Jan 13, 2010 wrote: and i thought i was a huge fan...
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gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: i’m no fan of coors light, but this guy obviously is a guest (note that he’s holding his coat, you don’t do that at your own place) and coors light happened to be in the fridge. and who is he to turn down a free beer? he ain’t gonna do that.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: Coors Light? Nah, man - you blew it....
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: Damn. I’d luv to be this dudes friend.
duck duck goose, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote: i guess it takes the whitest black guy ever to get into the silver bullet.
Yseson, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote: You know this guy is a super-hero in his free time, how else can you explain taht "I just stopped a giant monster from destroying Tokyo so I deserve this beer" grin.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote: why WOULDN’T i get along with people my boyfriend likes?
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: if nbc sports ever starts covering being a badass, this dude is the number one man for being commentator.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote: i just got done crying from this one. by far the best, most straight-forward picture and caption ever.
Anonymous, on May 9, 2009 wrote: um i hate to be rude, i know i just got here and you handed me this beer to drink, which is cool but if you dont take it back and give me the $100 bucks like the deal was, im not staying an hour or even another minute.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote: light beer is gross.
but this guy definately IS NOT. i wanna share a happy meal with him.
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote: Why do Americans always drink light beer?
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2009 wrote: ROB!!!
Sean Darga, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote: Hey Issac from Love Boat.... Just give me my beer, point your fingers at me and say "You got it"!
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: Charlie!
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote: i wish i was black.
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2008 wrote: rob rob, you are the man
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote: Jesus christ, his afro looks like a sun peeking up over the morning horizon and his yellow cardi just kills it. Motherfuckers actually made of sunshine.
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote: Felix Leiter.
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote: i want to be best friends with him
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote: i think i know him
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote: i wouldn’t mind if that charlie bit me...
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote: Words cannot describe how much i want to be friends with this dude. Best Do ever.
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote: Best Do ever!
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote: Say, isn’t that the token black from Family Guy?
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2008 wrote: seems pretty comfortable
