This guy looks like he was designed by a brilliant Japanese minimalist like Shigeo Fukuda. Just when the hoes, the beer, and the tattoo were getting too much he pulls it back with matching black, some leggy shorts, and girls’ slip-ons. Comments/Enlarge |
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After a tough day hanging around in bars, drinking beer, farting, and scratching their balls, Lopez and Alberto went home to cuddle up and play PSP games designed for 12-year-old Japanese girls where you make midget nurses chase dogs down Technicolor tunnels collecting magic palm trees.Comments/Enlarge |
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We make fun of jocks for being all about beer but what about the fuckers whose entire persona revolves around the fact that they may enjoy the odd joint?
Anonymous, on Dec 30, 2009 wrote: i cant wait to get back to san antonio and brag about my adventures in nyc
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: What happened to the middle of his mustache?
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: I should be offended because I am one of these never gonna grow ups, but the comment below is just to funny to be mad at.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: Duh, like I am so cool and hip that I quit taking showers so all these brain dead insecure chicks riding Daddy’s mastercard would think I’m deep. I take art appreciation classes and dress in retro 70s clothes because my cyber friends gave another dude a "do" comment for dressing like this, in fact I got these jeans and jacket at this shop you have to pay admission just to get in. I’m not allowed to tell you where it is though, sorry. I pocket mulch because it’s the right thing to do to save the planet and I let birds nest in my hair to spare trees the burden. I hope when my evil parents finally realize my true genius they will spring for me to open a club of my own and It will rule. It will happen soon I know! I only need to get the bands lined up and I work on that like everyday making contacts and seeing who is real and who just poses like thier real. I can spot a poser a mile away. I mean at 32 years old you get a 2nd sense for who’s real ya know?
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: I used to be just like that dude, now I dress sharp, all the girls think I’m hot, but I am still far more interested in smoking pot. Little progress!
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote: whatever he is wearing or smoking any guy this good looking is a do.
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: it isn’t necessarily a cigarette. could be a one-hitter. kids these days...
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: yeah i was hiding in those trouserlegs
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: But it IS cool that he is drinking Fanta, the nazi-version of US sodapop. Righteous AND clueless. Almost like any other jocko homo.
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote: Hurray for all the previous comments they made my day!
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote: he’ll be a do if he wore better pants and didn’t drink fanta
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote: his feet have been chopped off.
that’ll teach him to drink fanta
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: "Yo Spicoli, where have you been?"
"I’ve been as high as a cliché"
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2008 wrote: Em, Thats a cigarette..
