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In England people wearing the wrong soccer colors get bottles smashed in their face. In New York we secretly make fun of them on the internet.

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Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
scumnation says ’wtf do americans know about the beautiful game they’re to thick to to understand that a draw can be a good thing.’
pizzaface, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
someone bottle him.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
Even the dogs hate him.
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote:
that must be the same dude who puts margarine on his and his dog’s balls, licking it off each other till daybreak
Anonymous, on Jan 17, 2009 wrote:
no culture in america
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
How about you bloody yanks shut the fuck up cos you don’t know what you are talking about, he dosen’t watch football. I think we should revoke your independance.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
jesus christ, why are you even on this site? stick to punching people who look different and wanking over FHM
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote:
shut the fuck up, cunts dont bottle each other in england, you’re all soft cunts. try walking about govan with a celtic top and see what happens you fashionable fucking twats

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