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DOS & DON'TS

Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Did he purposely rip those jeans himself or were they torn during the stampede to get into the auditions for the Berlin leg of Mr Annoying Little Media Queer 2009? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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This guy fixes your racism if it gets broken.

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Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
keep him focused on a chore.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
looks like my kind of drinking buddy. i would buy him sunglasses from a gas station for his birthday.
dangerboy, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
he looks like russel crowe
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
his dad came on his shoes and kicked a hobo up the ass to get him
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
i agree. he does look good in bed!!
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote:
this guy went to all the pro non racism festivals, had a good time and went racist when 6 semi racists showed up and outnumbered him, then shit got ugly
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
The public school system did us well. I have NEVER seen this much white guilt in my life. If you can’t laugh at this redneck than you shouldn’t laugh at other Do’s and Don’t conforming to racial stereotypes. Chill out. If we can’t laugh at ourselves we have a problem.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
My racism is never broken. All I need to reaffirm racial stereotypes is this Do’s and Dont’s section. Tell me it’s not true, I can think of five examples right off the top of my head.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
taking another tribe as war slaves is ancient like Africa is. Deal with it. You aren’t slaves anymore. Where’s you fucking pride?
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
uh dude, africans sold africans as slaves because europeans where killing, enslaving and exploiting the entire continent. they did exactly what other ethnicities have done Cover Your Own Ass.

racism isnt cool its fucking ignorant like sarah palin
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote:
THE GRANDWIZARD

re: The Battle Flag of Northern Virginia is inherently racist.

fuck off you retarded white apologist. racism is when a person hates another person simply because of their skin color. It has nothing to do with telling the occasional neeghar joke or thinking the General Lee looks cool.

by the way, slaves were sold by africans (mostly blacks) to the british (mostly white) who brought them over to the USA and sold them there to plantation owners (both black and white).
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
You miss old school, slightly racist, hard working white guys cause they dont make them anymore? We’re still out there, and still working hard. (mostly with rifles in very sandy places)
grim tussle, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
haha that caption is fucking awesome!
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2008 wrote:
The Battle Flag of Northern Virginia is inherently racist. The cornerstone to the foundation of the Confederacy was the belief that white people were superior to African-Americans and should keep them in bondage at all costs. The "Confederate" flag is just as powerful and as racist a symbol as a Nazi swastika. Being from the South and living in Georgia, I am subjected to seeing this repugnant symbol constantly. Letting it slide and not speaking up gives credibility to the Neo-Confederates and their beliefs in preserving Confederate heritage and justifies continuing racism.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
You know, for a bunch of egomaniac-intellectuals, declaring someone racist because of a confederate flag isn’t all that surprising. It’s a hilarious caption. But it IS surprising that some of we the readers actually take it seriously. The dude is a redneck, and so are lots of people. They don’t like you, you don’t like them, mostly because of mutual discomfort. Grow up, lighten up.
And before you jump, I’m multi-racial, I don’t care either way, and NYC smells like shit. Have a nice day ¡!

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