Going to Europe and seeing people under 30 who don’t look like they’re wearing drugstore GG Allin costumes is such an ocular relief it’s like shooting valium into your eyes. Comments/Enlarge |
See all
I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash.Comments/Enlarge |
See all
We’ve been seeing this a lot lately and it seems to be part of some weird “fuck asses” thing. Not “fuck asses” like sodomy, but “fuck asses” as in “Who needs asses? They’re stupid.”
halzer, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote: eeeesh. it’s the "i’m going to sag my pants to a level where my ass appears non-existant".
pizzaface, on May 20, 2009 wrote: its a dooooooooooooooooooooo- oood
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote: this girl is not a do,nor a don’t from the looks of her shape, she is a dude.
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote: vice, you’re on crack. this chick is so a DO.
Roil, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote: No, that’s kinda cool. It’s all ’hey, let’s go jump in a pool’ or ’hey, you can piss on me and It’ll be cool, I can just jump right in the shower after and continue partying’
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote: The correct amount of ass is equivalent to no less than a C-cup breast size.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote: Um. . that’s a kid sized skirt and I have it.
But I’m really skinny && I have an ass.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: wtf i love vice but...
do the math this chick is a "do"
Anonymous, on Aug 9, 2008 wrote: i’m so glad i wasn’t at this party...this girl and the girl in the background...imagine what the rest of the attendees must’ve been wearing.
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2008 wrote: There could be a tight, little, rounded, cute ass under this pink skirt. I have seen it happen.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2008 wrote: Anyone who thinks asses are stupid should be shot.
