These tourist pigs were on some giant Explore America tour and they were getting on our nerves. Not only do they have to have the same jackets and ponytails, but they fucking pack their backpacks exactly the same way. What else is in there, some anoraks and spare jelly sandwiches and some mittens and binoculars? What can be more depressing than two gross Italians prepared for everything? They make life look like a perpetual first day of school. Comments/Enlarge |
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The Reeboks show she’s fun, the short shorts show she’s sexy, the weird vintage tee shows she has taste, and the jazz hands show she knows how to have a good time. What the fuck are you waiting for? Comments/Enlarge |
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You know at home he’s built an elaborate maze of carpet tunnels for these guys that doubles as a piece of modern art called “Still Single After All These Years.”
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2010 wrote: HA! saaafe my mate kingsley ifill got a cool photo of this guy. pretty random.
Russ Tannon
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2009 wrote: cute
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote: this is def a do. pussy hatin and shit...
themadhatter, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote: this guy fucking sucks. if you see him wondering around manhattan either stay away or give him shit.
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: some guys get all the pussy....
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: the cat on his head looks like the hypnotoad
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: that cat’s waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce.
hi fructose, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote: you know what? fuck this guy. he made you give him a dollar after this didn’t he?
greeksalot, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote: You do realize that he fucks at least three archetypical old "cat-ladies" every night. Yes, that might sound disgusting (it is), but sex is sex regardless.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote: it’s like this guy i used to date, but twenty years from now...
OH GOD.
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote: this is definately a do.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: Cute!
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote: fyi that dude has a girlfriend that does the same thing
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: the only pussy he see’s are these cats
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote: Catman!
Nuh-na na na na na na na
Catman!
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote: He’s Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys if he ever gets out of the park and reads this thing then moves to Halifax or Montreal or something.
sarahchristine, on Jul 1, 2008 wrote: This guy is my husband, in a fantasy world.
