Doesn’t this guy perfectly sum up the way you go to the second-hand store and see something and go, “I can’t believe someone gave this up,” then you wear it once or twice and you’re like, “Oh, I know now. It’s so ill-fitting it feels like it’s on sideways.” Then you put it in a big bag of second-hand clothes to sell to the second-hand stores and, like pedophilia, the cycle continues. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
How hard would it be to have a bad trip around these two? You could get off a train in Nazi Germany and they’d be like, “Yeah, it kind of sucks here, but we know a couple spots.” I bet they even smell laid back. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If you get caught driving while horny you can either give your penis a breathalyzer, let them take a cum sample, or talk to Officer McBonebender over here.
devinkkenny, on May 12, 2010 wrote: Jeff Campbell never could forget the sweetness in Melanctha Herbert, and he was always very friendly to her, but they never any more came close to one another. More and more Jeff Campbell and Melanctha fell away from all knowing of each other, but Jeff never could forget Melanctha. Jeff never could forget the real sweetness she had in her, but Jeff never any more had the sense of a real religion for her. Jeff always had strong in him the meaning of all the new kind of beauty Melanctha Herbert once had shown him, and always more and more it helped him with his working for himself and for all the colored people.
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2010 wrote: Go ahead and laugh at Supergaygirl but shes the one living life to the fullest while you sit around worrying if you have enough time to get a muffin.
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2010 wrote: she makes me wretch.
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2010 wrote: a little bit of an e. honda look to her. but what’s to shake a fist at there?
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2010 wrote: Aside from the grossness of bare feet on the pavement, there is not a thing wrong with her. She’s cute as hell.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2010 wrote: what the fuck is wrong with her? OH right she has no ironic tats!
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2010 wrote: pretty sure i went to high school with this chick...
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote: this is Roseanne Barr offspring?
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2010 wrote: Chics like this love a good fuckin’ in the ol’ brownstar. They may wince and moan at first... but trust me, when you nut in her butt it’s pure heaven.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2009 wrote: i’d hit it
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2009 wrote: Hit it you pussies
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote: wouldn’t you be worried about what might be coming OUT of that pussy? i’m not talking about a baby, either.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: my god i would love to get into that pussy
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: lol. i had a friend that was so fucking filthy and his mom didn’t care and they had dogfood on the floor. this is exactly the kind of person you would run into at his house. she would sit on the other side of the couch for the and not say a word for the hour you were there.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: It was the nite before Christmas and the Rogers’ were but a poor family. The curtains were more like old towels and their dog had long since died yet much dog fod still littered the floor. I could almost taste the sleeping grandfather in the corner
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: i can totally see her making really bad scrambled eggs and madly slapping them onto a plate and telling you you better eat them and not miss the bus. then she watches price is right and smokes two and a half packs.
enstigator, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote: why is it hot pants are never worn by actually hot girls?
megabreath, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: the face only a mother and an escapee could love.
