DOS & DON'TS

It’s hard to call out your friends on their bullshit without it seeming like a joke, but if one of them is turning into a serious, self-important asshole it's vital to figure out a way to slip him the news. Comments/Enlarge | See all

These guys remind me of what vikings would have been like if they were slightly more courteous and also dressed like gaylords. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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I was totally on and seducing the shit out of this chick but when the clock struck midnight my buzz wore off and she saw me for who I really am.

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Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote: ’xcuse me maam, are you gonna eat that ?

Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: Just take your fucking pants off already.

	themadhatter, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote: if she can do that with a snapper just think what she could do with a mudshark.

Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: too drunk to stay at the Edgewater Inn apparently

Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: One of the best do/don’t tags I’ve read.

Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: is this thing on?

Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: thats gross.

Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote: Hot chick, but imagine kissing her--ash tray and fish, disgusting.

Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: If I keep seeing shit like this I going to be arrested for indecent exposure at work. I’m not making a joke. This is as serious as I’ve ever been.

	invisible buttons, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote: What the fuck that’s fucking diesel

Anonymous, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote: I thought this was just another analogy of how much VICE are arseholes and how girls would never go for them unless they’re coked out of their heads. Then I realised THERES A FUCKING FISH.

Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote: spending your drinking money on recording equipment is kind of anti-climactic.

Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: julian? hahaha

Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote: "smoking is still the fucking bomb" listen to yourself. i mean, whatever, i don’t smoke and don’t care if people do... but what is this, ’96? "the bomb," really?

Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: I dont care what anyone says, smoking is still the fucking bomb

	Barney Miller, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote: Quit being so carping with this girl.

Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote: This makes me appreciate the art of getting shit-faced.

	sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote: hey...we all dig sushi

	solareyes, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote: babe.

	James Alexander, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote: Arghh, I want you more than life!

Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote: Drunk chicks and raw fish...mmmm. Where the fuck did she get the fish!

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