Boys love girls dressed like the 60s (and will even forgive stirrups—why can’t those be tights?) because it harkens back to a time when you could still marry a virgin. Comments/Enlarge |
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Pretty, stupid Midwestern girls love anything that’s European, even if it’s a Swedish male anorexic named Pieter who steals your Xanax. It’s still a better gig than staying in Kansas and being wedgied by your brother.Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2010 wrote: most pathetic caption ever. thats it, im done with vice. it used to be sort of funny, now im convinced its written solely by 16 year olds.
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2010 wrote: sushi and snatch, what a night!
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2009 wrote: yuck, I’d like to see her puss though
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote: ’xcuse me maam, are you gonna eat that ?
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: Just take your fucking pants off already.
themadhatter, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote: if she can do that with a snapper just think what she could do with a mudshark.
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: too drunk to stay at the Edgewater Inn apparently
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: One of the best do/don’t tags I’ve read.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: is this thing on?
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: thats gross.
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote: Hot chick, but imagine kissing her--ash tray and fish, disgusting.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: If I keep seeing shit like this I going to be arrested for indecent exposure at work. I’m not making a joke. This is as serious as I’ve ever been.
invisible buttons, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote: What the fuck that’s fucking diesel
Anonymous, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote: I thought this was just another analogy of how much VICE are arseholes and how girls would never go for them unless they’re coked out of their heads. Then I realised THERES A FUCKING FISH.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote: spending your drinking money on recording equipment is kind of anti-climactic.
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: julian? hahaha
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote: "smoking is still the fucking bomb"
listen to yourself. i mean, whatever, i don’t smoke and don’t care if people do... but what is this, ’96? "the bomb," really?
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: I dont care what anyone says, smoking is still the fucking bomb
Barney Miller, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote: Quit being so carping with this girl.
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote: This makes me appreciate the art of getting shit-faced.
