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If you buy your underpants at the fag section of American Apparel you might not want to hang out with guys that are strong enough to pull your pants down.
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Black trash dresses so much better than white trash it’s confusing. Where the trailer park has those stupid fucking jean shorts (not cut but made that way), short white socks with a logo, white Reeboks, an oversize Nascar shirt or something with a stupid beer pun, and the ubiquitous baseball hat, the ghetto has about 10,000 shades of hair dye, tits hanging out all over the place, piles of gold, pink hot pants, and a whole other assortment of bells and whistles (like real whistles). Hey, white welfare of America, ever heard of enjoying life? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Yes it is true that if you go to the big-and-tall section of the Childrenswear Dept you can get clothes for cheap, but it is also true that you will look like a gay tween that fell asleep for 40 years.

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Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2010 wrote:
Rafa Nadal wears this same outfit
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2009 wrote:
I agree the pants should be red
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
DO !

Peter Pan !!
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
if jeffrey dahmer had lived to be 100 this gut would end up in a freezer somewhere.
beebee, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
I like how there are all these comments about this dude’s dick size. whatever dudes. I would way rather hang with this dude than with a bunch of trembling pasty boners. dont be jealous that he probably makes more money than your dumb honky butt.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote:
Either he discovered a new way to tuck or the rumor about Asian penises is true.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
MJ"S new look from Korea
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
did he have his manlihood lopped off?
Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote:
i bet he violently masturbates and cries looking at his sinewy body in the mirror, and then goes and teaches yoga

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