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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all


It’s hard to call out your friends on their bullshit without it seeming like a joke, but if one of them is turning into a serious, self-important asshole it's vital to figure out a way to slip him the news. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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One of the biggest bummers about this place is every time you see a group of dickheads you don’t know if they’re Mad Max ginos or a gang of fucking murderers who just got through turning a guy into sand. It gets to the point where the only time it’s safe to take the piss is when you’re looking at a photo of them and writing about it in a magazine. “Hey New Wave Polacks, what are you, the bouncers from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow? Ha ha ha. What’s that? What did you just say? Huh? Ha! I thought so. Fucking chickens.”

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
NEW WAVE POLACKS
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
So... you’re saying the down syndrome safety google guy is considered successful? Wow.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
I am quite sure that the second dude from the left is Bogdan Titomir - a Soviet musician, rapper and DJ, who began his career in 1990s. He is widely regarded as one of the first successful Russian rappers.
mofaux, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
mmmm POlaks
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
russian mafia gone wild
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
What happened to these kids over there? Albeit, they were never fashion geniuses, but nor were they total rejects either until about 1999 or so.
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
Actually badass. Well at least more then the usual DOs
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
i see 2 glor-eye holes
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
This is what Ween would look like if they were a clueless Eastern European quatret.

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