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I vote that we replace room full of blondes with these two for "every teenage boy's fantasy." It's more realistic and it acknowledges just how many of us were jerking off to Tank Girl and Love and Rockets. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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She’s like Sleater-Kinney but cute and not skinny, a red-lipped ninny with a heart of gold (repeat 45 times, then do harmonies with friends).
PS: I’m stoned out of my fucking mind right now.

Comments

Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
chelsea clinton’s taking after her father, i see
anonymouse, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
what if i just want a titty fuck? does that mean it’s half-off?
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote:
Dumb caption.
If she weren’t an advert for her own intolerability, I might kiss her FUPA.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
she’s fuckin obese... cute face but thick in the waist. u can be not skinny but shapely
DoubleJ, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
haha pizza face that was hilarious!!

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pizzaface, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
id fucker her, and then buy her some more of that ugly.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
see that shirt, run the eff away.
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2008 wrote:
like thing would be getting heavy, clothes would be coming off, and then i’d read the shirt, lose my bone, and say, "you know, i think we should wait."
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote:
haha me 2
Dennis, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Matter-of-fact shirts like these are often retarded, especially since we live in a time where everyone wants to screen-print and silk screen everything. But every once and again you see a perfect match-- and you know the message is authentic because the face matches the message.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
lol, put that rhyme to the tune of "vince the loveable stoner" and you have a good time.
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote:
So choice. Looks like someone I know, too.

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