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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Dude is really fucking proud of the fact that his dick looks like the dicks people draw on bathroom walls.

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Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote:
v "finess"
d.bauchery, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
Wow. These comments are so lacking in wit or finess it makes me want to collapse onto the floor in a dead swoon of despair. You’d think avid readers of Vice would be possessed of a bit more rapier edged snark...For shame. For shame...
Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2009 wrote:
what the fuck? it looks like a half-eaten stale doughnut.
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2009 wrote:
this history’s mystery.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
with one bite taken from it!
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
It looks like he’s smuggling a bagel.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
fucking france
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
So much he’d prance around the block with this waste bag all day. Maybe.
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2009 wrote:
is that totally downtown ann arbor or what??
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote:
That is actually doodie that has been squeezed frontwards.
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
socks they make a difference
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
dudebro at the back knows whats up
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
alles senkrecht?
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote:
Ahahaha this is outside Bluetrain in Melbourne. Which is funny irony coz everyone who works there are stupid squishy cocks that no one wants to touch.
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2008 wrote:
major league pitcher nolan ryan has registered 101.9 mph fastball according to guiness world book of records. supposedly no one has beat this, but if someone wants to try they may also win the record for the greatest penis explosion by means of a sports related projectile
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
thats fucking awesome.
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
i totally have the same metabolism!
blazemaster420, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
i want to punch this guy on his mangina....
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
I want to ask him "Hey dude... how’s it hanging?"
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
this guy was cut in half with a chainsaw and his jeans are holding him together.
Truckbucket, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
I don’t blame him for making that face. Ouch.

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