Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke.Comments/Enlarge |
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You wouldn't believe the kind of crazy shit we've been getting into every night since we became friends with Robbie. We're just worried someone's going to hit him in the head again and set everything back to normal.Comments/Enlarge |
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We know you want to just fucking grab her and run but the polite thing to do is wait until she’s done paying, casually follow her outside, then calmly grab her by the arm and explain you’d like your three wishes now.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote: Man, is she going to be disappointed when the rainbow doesn’t show up like she remembered it.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: Making fun of yourself is kind of cool but that’s just fucked up.
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: a subtle and stealthy green leprechaun THREAT to Eugene Robinson’s mortal safety!
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote: Well I’ll be damned, they really do exist....(but I’d still be leary of her "pot of gold"...)
CSB, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: wow, Linx from legend of zelda vs strawberry shortcake vs danny devito
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: this is the scariest thing i have ever seen. second place isn’t even close.
catbird, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: It makes me so happy to know that people like this exist!
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote: Very Very inventive new bra .. sick bitch using a fucking fanny pack to hold up those sick ass titties
country fried steak, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote: i think she might have just farted
pizzaface, on May 20, 2009 wrote: UPSKIRT PICS FTW?!
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote: I bet you all three of my wishes that she gives the best hugs of anyone in the entire universe. So squashy indeed. Best friend ever!
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote: i bet you her snatch tastes like raisin bread and rubber bands
sovietspam, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote: I would love to skip in a meadow with her. This is my dream friend.
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2008 wrote: I.
LOVE.
HER.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: Awww that is so freakin cute! I’m making this my screen saver.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote: this is clearly one of santa’s elves doing her weekly sam’s club shopping.
taro, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote: Thanks, Vice. I now have new nightmare material.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2008 wrote: I CAN HAS HER FOR MY STUFFED TOY COLLECTION!
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote: Holy hell look at those kankles o.o
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: Mother?
Dee-Dee, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
she looks so squashy
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote: She is cute! Anyone who says anything bad about her is getting my fist in their face.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote: they do exist!
Truckbucket, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote: Haha aw, she’s just so happy, I can’t help being happy too.
