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If something ever happens to our national acid supply, homeroom is really going to suck. Comments/Enlarge | See all


That dainty little gesture is just screaming: “Give me a reason to ditch the twat in the hat”. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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What do we have in the sticks of North America, fat pink people with unfunny T-shirts and Big Mac sauce on their chins? Russia has Evenks feeding reindeer from their kitchen window and having 3,658 words for snow. It’s like their whole culture is looking at us going, “And SNAP!”

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uly, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
no thanks. i’ll do without considering hotdogs and peanut butter a feast.
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2009 wrote:
3000 words is inuits, not russianz
icebergler, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
HAHAHAH!!
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
Russia made small amounts of pot & LSD legal so eat it you toeless American pigs!
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
the whole 3000 words for snow is a load of shit you twatheads. its just some weird urban myth that sprung up. Fucking cretinous cunts
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
that man is so not russian. pass the eskimo cock, i’m starving.....
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
I think it’s a wild boar. And I think it’s too cold to go out and feed it in the pen, so he has devised this system where he doesn’t even have to leave the breakfast table. Also resourceful is the use of bright patterns to ward off seasonal affective disorder.

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