The only bad part of capturing a sleepy-eyed supertigress like this in the wild is trying to think up some bullshit to write about her shirt.Comments/Enlarge |
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She’s aiming at “grunge goes to college” but it’s coming off more like the cover artwork of a porno VHS where schoolgirls have to drink the jizz of hairy Germans out of a martini glass.Comments/Enlarge |
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Even if you can get in touch with your inner John Mark Karr and be turned on by her bullshit, can you imagine how embarrassing it would be getting caught with her by your ex-girlfriend? You’d be all, “I’m going through a selfish phase.”
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote: In comparison, the girl on the left looks so mature that she’s been financially independent since she was 9.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: I need them both. The one on the left to take to dinner parties and to my parents house, the one on the right to do everything else with.
Yseson, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote: An asian girl in white face!
The Literature Nerd in me is repulsed, the Black man in me just involuntarily busted a nut.
thomc, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote: The left is yay, the right is disgusting.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: Without a doubt, every guy would do her.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote: May 6:
Shut up, Garth.
Anonymous, on May 9, 2009 wrote: orrrrr your ex catches you with the girl on the left, and hates herself forever. because she’s a "do" forever.
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote: i’d definitely fuck the shit out of jessica rabbit. and one when bugs bunny dressed up like a chick to trick elmer fudd i got a semi.
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote: Aw. Why not? Who cares what your ex-girlfriend thinks? I’ve always wanted to fuck a real cartoon!
pizzaface, on May 5, 2009 wrote: tuck shop arms makes my pants loose.
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote: The one on the left is a do.
bumpjump, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: Girl on the right: why did you think that was a good look to go with? Was Blackface Stripper too last week? Ganguro is quite possibly the worst thing to come from Japan.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: This photo looks like the back room out the back of the shop where they store the mannikins
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote: i’d marry her and tell my ex that i’m going through a selfish stage forever
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: actually, i caught my exgirlfriend with the male, mexican equivalent to this. he had the lopsided fro and pants 4 sized to small and everything. and her answer to me was exactly as you put it.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: girl on right is made of "do"
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: she has a tiara on because she won the ms tila tequila look a like pageant.
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote: All I can say is fuck what your ex thinks. She’s probably gonna go home and masturbate while you get to eat this out.
Skweekah
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote: What cellulite? The cellulite in your boner? You gotta whip ya schtick a bit.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote: Only in America could Asians develop cellulite such as this.
AreEffEightyOne, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote: I don’t think I could ever be THAT selfish.
Then again, I’m a wiser man now than I was in my early twenties...
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote: She’s not lolita! She’s just wearing a tiara! She’s probably not even Japanese.
JonnyStabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote: although i completely agree with her as a DON’T... Tia Taquilla and this girl probably get everything they want... and having that kind of power is a serious DO
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2008 wrote: Japanese lolita is a don’t? What is wrong with you Canadians!?
