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I don’t care if it’s a reconnaissance mission on that old guy’s dog pen across the crik or just foraging the couch cushions for spent Oreos, whatever this afternoon’s adventure is, I’m in. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Without bringing a bunch of writing or props into it, three shorts and no shirt is probably the easiest way to dress up as the opposite of a brain surgeon. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Of course, there are some girls who aren’t using their tits as lures for overfed oligarchs. Some of them are just like, “Hey asshole. Look at my fucking teets,” like a drunk drag queen that thinks you care.

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Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
I want to look her straight in the eyes and tell her how beautiful she is, how much I care for her, and how everything will be OK. Then I want to turn around and leave.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
She could get it twice per boob
Silent Running, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
That’s pretty horrible.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
i think you could mogul on her forehead. eeek.
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2009 wrote:
DO!
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
her neeple is flashing me.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2008 wrote:
nice nipple
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
i poop on woman
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
The great thing about Russia is that instead of wearing cleavage shirts or something, the girls get right to the point and dance with their tits out when they want attention.

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