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The only bad part of capturing a sleepy-eyed supertigress like this in the wild is trying to think up some bullshit to write about her shirt. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Funny girls in colored tights and stilettos is so good it’s actually bad. See, the only guys brave enough to go up to her are going to be drunk and coked out of their minds, and that means no boners for miles. This bitch is so hot I feel sorry for her. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Somewhere in the past five years New York hipsters, bull dykes, rednecks, and German country singers all became the exact same amazing person.

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JiveTurtle, on Feb 3, 2010 wrote:
Yes, thanks to Face-Book and Macintosh singularization is inevitable.
ianfro, on Jan 14, 2010 wrote:
he fucks like a bear too. all 350 pounds of him.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2009 wrote:
would love to hear this guy talk OR SING
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote:
New York hipster never came within a country miile of this guy. This guy is way too cool for that.
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
this person writes for vice? name, please...
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
The funny thing is, this person writes for Vice.

Vice is a don’t.
Anonymous, on May 30, 2009 wrote:
I know this person! It is a girl that used to be fat! Shes pretty cute now.
Anonymous, on Apr 4, 2009 wrote:
id say this guy is mixin it up a tad too much, but thats just me
Anonymous, on Mar 26, 2009 wrote:
totally tony clifton
Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote:
Nice wig and fake mustache.
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote:
God damn, that ain’t Merle.
When is he gonna get on the DOs?
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
that’s gg allin’s brother from the murder junkies. looking good these days, kid
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
this guy is the uncle everyone wishes they had...
Soda-POP77, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
From a distance it looks like the undertaker putting a bear in a choke hold.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote:
President of the David Alan Cole fan club.


Christ, what a waste of DNA.

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