Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
fuck me. |
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Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
"Every girl I like goes for these guitar strumming dipshits in tea cosy hats. I could beat this guy to death in under a minute, surely that counts for something."
shut the fuck up. give it a month and these guys will actually be wearing tea cosy’s on their heads. |
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| uly, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
it’s the knicks so it’s a hat. |
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Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote:
What a dreamboat!! Can’t you hear him asking you for five bucks? Don’t be dumb. |
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Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
"Every girl I like goes for these guitar strumming dipshits"
why do you think playing guitar is a bad thing? what do you do, lift weights? |
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Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
He looks like the kind of guy who uses public transit to get around and knows how to program C++ |
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Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
I am a girl. He is not hot, he is boring. There are a million guys like this. Plus his "cute" indie look sucks |
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Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
half-beard and paper shoes make him more human.
somewhere along the lines, i wouldn’t mind carrying along a paper-shoed kid with his surname. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
the boys complaining about this piece of meat amuse me. because, last time i checked, "all these girls want to fuck him" isn’t much of an insult. i’d love to see how many girls post love note to y’all in the dos and don’ts. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
he must be nose deep in poo-nanneh and toe deep in dick. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
Every girl I like goes for these guitar strumming dipshits in tea cosy hats. I could beat this guy to death in under a minute, surely that counts for something. |
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Anonymous, on May 9, 2009 wrote:
image of perfection. |
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Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
what a fucking piece of gem. |
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Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
hello, i love you |
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Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
I’d blow him while he drank the french press I’d prepare for him in the morning sweetened with stevia and only the finest organic rice milk (that I personally squeezed out of organic rice with my own 2 hands.) Its that serious, sha-wing. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
what a cutie. im guessing he’s not actually a homo, i think its the beige. i bet his balls taste like pancakes. |
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Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2009 wrote:
Generic hipster gay dude |
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Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
Daaannnggg....... |
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Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
In loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote:
i want his orifices crannies in my nook, and by crannies i mean cranberries, and by cranberries i mean balls. ohh yeaaa |
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| squealer, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
Chink Slippers are the new Chuck Taylors. |
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Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
wait. he’s wearing those ’chink slippers’ you just bashed in the last caption . . . |
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Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote:
bounce your balls off my face please |
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Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
about the pants: where do you hipster fags even find clothes this well-fitting? i’m slender and toned, but where am i supposed to find clothes that wrap around it all so perfectly?
fuck it thats why we normal ppl’d rather walk around in And-1’s a Sprewell jersey all day. |
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Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
soooo pretty!! |
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