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What do you call it when a trophy wife from the 90s gets dumped and comes back to the clubs for another round? You don’t call it. You let it blow you in the bathroom and you never call it again.

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
She has blow jobs down to an art form.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
she blew me just after she took her dick out of my ass
yseson, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
because she is manly looking dangerboy.
dangerboy, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
why does everybody think shes manly looking?
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
I"LL FUCK HIM!!!!LOL
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
You don’t look at the mantle piece when you’re poking the fire.

I’d like to lick her fire
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
the flash whites it out a bit... but are those spider veins all over her boobs? EWWW haha. Love it,
pizzaface, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
whats it called when youre titty fucking them and they eat your ass out?
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
Kicked face, but hot ta-tas :)
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
One time, I was titty fucking your mom...and accidentally bumped her chin...made her bite her tongue. Ouch!
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
she doesnt look at all like a man and your all dicks. she’s a girl out for a good time.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
She looks like a man!
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
you guys are crazy, i would date her on tha regulurrr.
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
that’s my mom
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote:
top left corner? what has everyone missed...a fuckin window? surely you mean the top right
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
NO ONE HAS NOTICED THE TOP LEFT CORNER
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
i’m officially scared...
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote:
but what do you do when your best friend decides to marry it and you’re haunted by her stupidity and slutiness for the next 2 year duration of their sham marriage? you hope for a clean divorce and hope to never see her and her friends again. true story, swear to god. she’s like every other mom that went to tis was back in the day.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
are all these captions written by young snots?
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote:
well whatever the fuck the caption said, i think vice must of fucked up(oh yea vice never fucks up) anywho, the woman is hot don’t lie guys you would fuck her in a heart beat if your girl friend/wife wasn’t in town.

tell the truth DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF.


"DO" on my list

Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote:
definitely a man. But you did say BJ...
Whatsername, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
Poor baby. She has a man-face.
I wonder if she has a little... extra inch?
winnie cooper!, on Jun 28, 2008 wrote:
she’s bringing to mind the batman movie where jim carrey played the riddler.
a baldwin brother, on Jun 13, 2008 wrote:
mmm

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