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DOS & DON'TS

Could the National-Bolsheviks Party be any cooler please? They’re hyper-lefty nationalists who want to destroy Putin, crush corporate influence, and give Russia back to the Russians. The liberals hate them for being patriotic, the right hates them for shitting on big business, and my dick hates them for making him too big to fit in my pants. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I never understood where that phrase "Don't blow a lot of smoke up my ass" came from, but I get the feeling he might have had something to do with it. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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There is nothing wrong with wearing your underwear outside your trackpants and stumbling down the street like you’re invisible (just kidding, there is) but can we not dig up a pair where the asshole hasn’t been blown out by farts? How much is new underwear, a buck?

Comments

Grant, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
Hey Madonna. Fuck you.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote:
super man would not want to hear this. matter of fact he did. and vengeance will be exacted
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
this makes me want to barf.
sooooo gross.
invisible buttons, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
i laughed a lot at that caption.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
"maybe he was rayped" fucking fucktard.
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote:
oh my god oh my god oh my god. is this picture gold? sources say yes.

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