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When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists? It’s become like Extreme Planet Hollywood, and I fear for its future if it carries on like this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Yelling shit from cars is primarily for drunken jocks and other people who haven't gotten over high school but you've got to admit that it's extremely easy and feels guiltily satisfying when you screech away. It's like the beating-off-to-Bangbus of insults. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Instead of picking fights all the time short guys need to try and convert all their excess testosterone into game. It’s like, fuck fists lets fist-fuck.

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Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
i know this guy, he sells blow in the L.E.S. and that’s the only reason why those chicks hang on him like that. they need to stay skinny.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
The one on the right would be the best sex ever.
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
REAL INDIAN HAIR!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
Sanjaya ????????
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
Ohai Pearl!
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
haha, hes wearing stripes to make hmself look taller
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:


My god! why the fist fuck reference?

Why would that bother me, you ask?

Because sooner or later every Man discovers that his girlfriends pussy is capable of taking objects & devices that are 10 times bigger than their puny cock..

The first time I fist fucked my girlfriend was great, hottest sex ever for both of us. We discovered that she is a squirter and she had something like 8 orgasms in quick succession..

The next morning, alone in the bathroom, my cock looked smaller than ever. Small & sad.
And I can’t seem to shake that feeling.

Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote:
oh my god you are totally right
Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
the girl on the left is like the cute black version of Katherine Heigl
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
ewww hes so short and has NO sense of style! def a DONT.
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
he’s the i’m a PR agent douche bag who dates lil 15 yr old boys...

...not that I’m refering to my past and dating older men or anything.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
don’t forget prince. There’s totally a bit of the artist formerly known in there
taro, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
It’s hard to deal with the paps when you’ve just finished a "guess the gender" episode of Tyra.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
a cross between micheal jackson, kanye west and usher. what a prick.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote:
jermaine dupri?
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
Layday on the left is a fisheyed fool. Stay away.
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote:
Ha-motherfucking-HA-Ha! It looks like Mini-Michael jacksons got game! That little bitch must be "Hooo_hooing" his ass all the ay back to neverland for some pre-pubesant desert!

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