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I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all


Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Yeah, you know who likes it hot? Me. I don’t care if that means you’re going to fuck me or just take me out for some passionate Spanish dancing. Let’s do this!

Comments

Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
Frank Sinatra still lives.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
SYDNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:

Sweet Whitey Bulger sighting..
greeksalot, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
You know what some people think is hot? street-fair tee covered dress shirts and lazy eyes. Like that girl in the background, whos recovering from the fuck-session ol’ Pimpzilla there just gave her.
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
that guy is fucking badass
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
capote!
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
Yeah I like hot sauce too dude?
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
fedora and ’some like it hot shirt’? the mark of a true pimp.
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
what a cute little old man
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote:
Truman Shirtpote.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
Wow. Your granddaughter buy that for you while at Disneyland?

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