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Having a bunch of cutesy Teddy Bears defeat the Emperor’s most deadly stormtroopers ruined that shitty movie. Fuck Return of the Jedi and fuck Ewoks.

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lazy eyez killa, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
i bet ewok pussy smells fucking rank.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
i’d pay to fuck him.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
this is the kind of furries shit i could actually get into.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
this guy is one of my friends and he really is this hot!
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
i knew that guy in high school.... and thats the English teacher just so you know (picture taken in 1985)
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
Fuck! isn’t that Giles Coren the restaurant critic?...hasn’t he got his boots full shagging Mel? the selfish bastard
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
if i was darth vader and came back as a friendly spirit to a party in ewok village it would be enough to make my spirit turn to the dark side.
tico, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
what is going on here and how do I get involved next time?
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
this is my favorite do

EVER
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
Yeah that guy is fucking hot, that lucky lil’ ewok has it all good!
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote:
I’ll be the 523rd person to say it (I counted). That guy is fucking hot.
Geekshow, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
fuck yeah, this picture only needs to be smeared with the blood of jarjar binks
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2008 wrote:
Can’t help thinking I wish I was in this Chris Ryniak painting right now.

Now I know why my mom wouldn’t lemme wear my bearsuit after Halloween. Bitch!
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote:
goddamn goddamn i can’t get enough of looking at this picture. i’d ride that dude for hours
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote:
Double booking the ’Star wars convention’ with ’Furries monthly’ was never a mistake
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
’Look!

Pedobear is a girl!’

get the fuck back to 4chan
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
I think I’d fuck that ewok too!
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
i’m pretty in love with this photo.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
best.

trumps every other.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
he’s hot, she’s fun, i’m in love.
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote:

Look!

Pedobear is a girl!

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