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Russian girls like to have this dark, brooding thing that makes them look like Dostoevsky with tits. Of course, if they do look like Dostoevsky with tits, dudes are like, “You can be as deep and intellectual as you want. I’m not a gay.”

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gremlin5, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
is that a Downs girl?
yseson, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
Also Russian girls have at least 3 good years in their 20’s before they start to look like prunes with tits.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
you can’t get mad at the russian-mobsters-in-training when your tatas are on display like the declaration of independence.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
oh what ’the life of a great sinner’ could have been. i will wear cheap jewels and lace to excentuate my ample assets as compensation.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
Russian girls always seem to pull that dirty grimy morbid look off to perfection
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
if it wasn’t for the caption and hammer and sickle i might have mistaken her as puerto rican.
johnny myers, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
even Brendan Gleeson’s gay nephew doesn’t want to go there.
Anonymous, on May 13, 2009 wrote:
fucking
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
I’d looove to get my mouth on those...
PS- I’m a girl
Cmore, on Feb 8, 2009 wrote:
Those gays must be gay...they are not even looking a her.....maybe thats way she looks so sad...
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
Taking pictures in a strip club is way more dangerous then any of that National Geographic stuff.Whoever took it is one brave ass douchebag.
JudoChop, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
For $20 dolla you take upstair make love happen. You friend go for $15. I make deal, now drink vodka.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
i hate this pic
jamgee, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
the big dude looks as Russian as can be,got that square headedness
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
Motorboatin’ is correct about the girl in the photo. She’s a model called Aneli whose work is often seen on artistic nude websites. I wonder how the hell THIS photo got circulated? I never expected to see her in a setting like this. And please stop bashing Russians. The whole "sleazy, miserable, asshole/bitch Russian" is just a stereotype.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
Who doesn’t know who Ernie Els is? But yeah, Russian wouldn’t exactly be my first guess.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
That’s clearly Ernie Els next to her...wikipedia it if you don’t know who he is
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2008 wrote:
but the men look nice!
mantengase, on Jun 16, 2008 wrote:
Clutch these pearls baby!!

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