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Carrying around The Beach to look more literary is like carrying around Jack Chick Tracts to look more like a holy man.

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Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
i’m not convinced this guy is a reader
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
leiutenant dan falls off the wagon again
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
bulge? looks to me like he just hasn’t ironed his britches in a while.
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
yeah, but look at the bulge in his pants...dude doesn’t need to give a fuck
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
oh not THIS guy.
tee jay, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
cameron diaz grew a stash
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2008 wrote:
It’s Thurston moore-Fred SMith-Vincent Gallo thing.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Comparing Jack Chick to the Beach is to soil something beutiful.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
its a fucking great book. the problem is his outfit not the reading material.

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